I've been waiting on this candidate to show up for their interview with me the past 14 hours. So I figured I may as well ask all of you how long y'all typically wait before finally leaving and reporti…

LinkedIn Content Strategy & Writing Style
Engineering @ Meta | prev. @Block, Google, Amazon | Advocate for underrepresented groups and non-traditional backgrounds in tech
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Andy Wong positions himself as a high-level engineering leader who rejects the sterile, corporate persona typically associated with Big Tech veterans. His content strategy centers on satirical subversion of LinkedIn tropes, using self-deprecating humor and cultural references like "ABGD" to critique the self-serving nature of professional networking. He is notable for his ability to blend a prestigious resume at Meta and Google with a refreshingly irreverent "Best Friends Club" community vibe, making him a rare bridge between elite engineering and radical transparency. This intersection of top-tier technical credibility and comedic social commentary allows him to advocate for non-traditional backgrounds while exposing the absurdity of modern career posturing.
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I've been waiting on this candidate to show up for their interview with me the past 14 hours. So I figured I may as well ask all of you how long y'all typically wait before finally leaving and reporti…
HATERS: We're tired of all the joking. Drop some truth bombs! ME: Okay, but it's just as funny.

How 𝘯𝘰𝘵 to congratulate someone on a new role:

So I was reading a post recently about how, you're basically ⬛⬛⬛⬛ed if you don't hire an 18-y/o ABG as your CMO. (No, I didn't hallucinate this.) To be honest, I wasn't even mad so much as upset at m…
It's been ~24 hours, and I cannot believe 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 accumulated as much traffic / engagement as it did. Also, to the ~190 of you who voted "15 hours": You are all officially part of the Best Friends C…
2.3 posts/week
Posts / Week
3.9 days
Days Between Posts
1
Total Posts Analyzed
MEDIUM
Posting Frequency
101.4%
Avg Engagement Rate
STABLE
Performance Trend
140
Avg Length (Words)
MEDIUM
Depth Level
INTERMEDIATE
Expertise Level
0.84/10
Uniqueness Score
YES
Question Usage
0.35%
Response Rate
Writing style breakdown
<start of post>
I’ve been sitting in this Zoom lobby for exactly 47 minutes.
Just me, my ring light, and the reflection of my own growing resentment in the monitor.
Now, usually, I’m a "give 'em 10 minutes and ghost" kind of guy. But today? Today I decided to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Is this a test?
Is this a social experiment?
Am I being filmed for a segment on "How Much Disrespect Will A Consultant Swallow Before He Snaps?"
(If so, the answer is 48 minutes. I’m almost there.)
The best part? I messaged them at the 15-minute mark.
The response: "Running 2 mins late!"
That was 32 minutes ago.
Reorganized my desktop icons by color.
Researched the history of the stapler.
Considered starting a rival company just to spite them.
So, I’m curious... what’s your "I’m out" threshold?
Do you cut the cord at 5 minutes?
Do you wait an hour out of some misplaced sense of professional martyrdom?
Let me know. I have nothing but time. Clearly.
<end of post>
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