I went on a perfect date last night. This morning, I told her to never contact me again. What happened in between? She sent me her LinkedIn Year in Review. Her weak figures gave me the ick. Only…

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I went on a perfect date last night. This morning, I told her to never contact me again. What happened in between? She sent me her LinkedIn Year in Review. Her weak figures gave me the ick. Only…
One of our beloved employees Yannis passed away last year. The service was beautiful. A lot of the office turned up to pay their respects. After he was lowered in the ground, everyone noticed somet…
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What's a boss's greatest secret tool? Is it inspiration? Great storytelling? Effective communication? Nope. It's weaponised incompetence. Every time I screw up, I just say I didn't know better. I…
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